Thursday, July 10, 2008

Favorite Quotes

I was watching one of my favorite movies last night- Sweet Home Alabama- and I really enjoy the script of that movie. It has so many great 1 liners! So, I thought that I would post some of my favorite movie quotes....mostly so that I can look them up and laugh :) Enjoy!

"What? What? Where's the funny? Give it to me."
-Michael Scott, The Office
....I know it's not a movie, but it should be!

"You may look around and see two groups here; white collar, blue collar. But I don't see it that way, and you know why not? Because I am collar-blind."
-Michael Scott, The Office

"Jim told me you can buy gaydar online."
-Dwight Schrute, The Office

"I say hurl. If you blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours. But if you spew and she bolts, then it was never meant to be. "
- Wayne Cambell, Wayne's World

"Hey Phil, if you're gonna spew, spew into this."
-Garth, Wayne's World

"It's like a new pair of underwear. At first it's constrictive, but after a while it becomes a part of you."
-Garth, Wayne's World

"But I'd like the pie heated, and I don't want the ice cream on top. I want it on the side, and I'd like strawberry instead of vanilla if you have it. If not, then no ice cream, just whipped cream, but only if it's real. If it's out of the can, then nothing."
-Sally Albright, When Harry Met Sally

When I buy a new book, I read the last page first. That way, in case I die before I finish, I know how it ends. That, my friend, is a dark side."
-Harry Burns, When Harry Met Sally

I'm down, I've got the 411, and you are not going out and getting jiggy with some boy, I don't care how dope his ride is. My momma didn't raise no foo'!"
-Walter Stratford, 10 Things I Hate about You

"And I'll get to sleep at night. The deep slumber of a father whose daughters aren't out being impregnated."
-Walter Stratford, 10 Things I Hate about You

I could go on forever with many more movies, but I won't :) Hope some of them made you laugh! I definitely did!


1 comment:

Melissa Tresler said...

I love all of your quotes hehe! I love all of those movies and I am known to be a quoter, hehe. ;)

I just realized that I never returned a comment to you, I am sorry.

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I am glad I inspired you! Happy shopping...and quoting, hehe.